Exercise for the new year

Exercise for the new year

-Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

-My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

-I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

-The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

-I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

-I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

-Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

-I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

-The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

-If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

-I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.

-We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

-Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

-You could run this over to your friends... But just e-mail it to them!