Nutty Laws For The Great State of Iowa
Kisses may last for a maximum of five minutes.
One-armed piano players are required by law to perform for free.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
A man isn't allowed more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with a woman or holding a woman in his arms.
One arm piano players perform for free? They should be able to charge half price!
A man with a moustache cannot kiss a woman in public? What about a woman with a moustache kissing a man?