Bigfoot Body Found In Georgia?

Bigfoot Body Found In Georgia?
13 08 2008

Holy Moly. Apparently they have found a body of what is called the Georgia Gorilla.

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.

I am a credentialed member of the press. Damn, somebody buy me an airline ticket STAT!

Big Stupid Tommy and I will not be available on Friday in statewide celebration of the event.